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Jesus is my friend

Thursday, 11. September 2008 0:55

After I found this peace of treasure on Carl’s blog I couldn’t resist and had to share it with you too. :-D




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how to cook greek meatballs

Friday, 15. June 2007 14:02

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car in classroom 1

Friday, 9. February 2007 18:37

Our volunteers at bible college were bored one night. We discovered the result of this boring night the next morning when we all went into our assembly hall / classroom 1 for the daily morning devotion.

car in classroom 3

car in classroom 2
car in classroom 1

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soundtrack of my (fictional) life

Saturday, 13. January 2007 23:55

Very funny blogger game I found here.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every scene, type the song that’s playing

5. When you go to a new scene, press the next button

6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool - first songs only

Opening Credits:

“wash me�-unknown

Waking Up:

“epiphany (reprise)�-freddy hayler

First Day at School:

“pressing on�-kelanie gloeckner

Falling in Love:

“message of love�-unknown (some kind of soaking music from soaking.net)

Fight Song:

“til i see you�-Hillsong United

Breaking Up:

“i ain’t missing�-24-7 beats

Prom:

“you are the one�-mark stevens

Life is Good:

“power soaking�-peter&heather jackson

Mental Breakdown:

“ernten was man sät�-xavier naidoo
(german song, title is: “receive what you’ve sown�)

Driving:

“take my blues away�-pious chaotz

Flashback:

“running after you�-unknown

Getting Back Together:

“drink�-georgian banov

Wedding:

“holy is the lord (mighty to save)�-abundant life

Paying the Dues:

“giver of life�-tim hughes

The Night Before The War:

“no standard solution�-thomas newman - soundtrack from “jarhead - welcome to the suck�

Final Battle:

“kleiner käfer�-JesusBurger

Moment of Triumph:

“the name of the lord is to be praised�-andreana arganda

Death Scene:

“zoomies�-thomas newman - soundtrack from “jarhead - welcome to the suck�

Funeral Song:

“take my life (and let it be)�-Chris Tomlin

End Credits:

“calvary�-richard smallwood

FEEL FREE TO PUBLISH YOUR OWN SOUNDTRACK! Send me a link if you do so or trackback this post!

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cracking

Thursday, 11. January 2007 1:14

Recently (well, it’s been a while ago I’ve to admit, it was at the end of last year) I visited friends in Dresden, East Germany:

On thursdays they have there regular “fire meeting�. I take time to visit it almost everytime I am in Dresden. They meet to have some fun, food, juice, prayer, hearing God, watching revival videos, blessing each other, talking and so on.

Anyway, on the thursday I am talking about we had a silent time where we wanted to hear from God. Suddenly a plastic bottle was cracking really loud. I thought by myself: “A plastic bottle… well, they do crack from times to times.� And suddenly there was this impression in me. God said: “No, that was with purpose!� And then I thought: “Sure….! I’ll better go back concentrating on God and hearing His voice.� Again my Daddies voice: “No, that was really with purpose. I did that, your Daddy. I wanted to show you that I am not a ‘genie in a bottle’. And because I am not such a thing, your aren’t a ‘bottle’ (in Germany we use the term bottle for a ‘twerp’ or ‘twit’, well simply an idiot). Cause I live in you and because of that you can’t be an idiot!�

Super! Thanks heavenly Daddy! That was very funny and encouraging! Even though I didn’t feel that bad at that time, it still was encouraging for the rest of the group and maybe for some readers of this post as well.

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5 Secrets

Monday, 25. December 2006 13:54

A virus is infecting the german blogosphere and finally hit me. Storch invited me to tell the world 5 things (secrets) no one of my readers knew about me before. And I always thought I live a somehow transparent life?!

Will I really be able to collect 5 things you didn’t know about me?

1) If I would have been born as a girl my mother would have called me by the name “Friederike�. Thank God I am a boy (man) and my name is Tom!

2) Well, Tom is not my real name. My parents called me “Andreas Thomas� and I really hate it if anyone would call me “Thommy� or “Andy�.

3) I walzed through the rain with a girl who is “just a friend� and will never be my wife. But we both share this romantic little secret now. Well, not a secret anymore.

4) I used to have a son. Well, he was a “foster son�, not my real one. He wanted me to become his father. He was a junkie with freaky bad parents at home (father in prison and mother raising a lot of kids alone). First I didn’t want to do that. I thought it was to much responsibleness for a man in his early twenties. But God told me to say yes and so I did. This fellow was my foster son for almost three months. Then he went to therapy and then sadly he fled from there.

5) I used to own almost every CD from Michael Jackson, until I was able to translate his lyrics into german. Then I threw them away. I was also a fan of David Hasselhoff, until I became a more mature teenager and this wasn’t the kind of music I wanted to listen to.

Whoever wants to tell us their secrets is invited to do so. Have fun! (And maybe trackback this post, if you do so.)

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